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The rules say doctors are allowed in, but you’re not a real doctor, are you?

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Seen on a t-shirt somewhere:
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By Bill Walsh, copy desk chief at the Washington Post:
(From the LA Times, via Bioephemera)
My feeling is if you can’t heal the sick, we don’t call you doctor.
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By Amy Sullivan, religion writer for Time Magazine:
(from the LA Times, via Bioephemera)
Ordinarily when someone goes by doctor and they are a PhD, not an MD, I find it a little bit obnoxious.
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By Lucky Jane:
Still, I wonder sometimes if I shouldn’t have just stuck it out, because being “just” a professor makes some of my conversations with my parents unbearable. My dad especially has a gift for saying just the wrong thing at precisely the worst time. It’s amazing. In fact, the first time I saw my dad after getting the degree, he said, “I’m so glad you’re now a doctor. Too bad you’re the wrong kind of doctor.
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